Hamlet thinks whether to be or not to be.
Harrowing dulls the edge of his husbandry.
Maxims by maximus are maximum mop
And what a twist for the tongue impaired.
It is maximus practising it on a minimus.
This one is evesdropper with no animus.
And he is just collecting a death behind
Where his words have issued Poloniusly.
(Reference is to Polonius in Shakespeare’s Hamlet)